Archive for the 'Satan' Category
The minions and I have been working very hard on a little website that will centered around the secrets that people may have. We are just about done and will be launching it soon. I cannot tell you anymore or someone will steal our great idea. Then I will really have to send them to hell! Nothing can piss the Devil off more than stealing his ideas!
Other than that, nothing much has been going on! We have been busy being lazy! That writers strike on TV really screwed us in the goat ass! Nothing good has been on TV for the last year! It killed a bunch of shows as well. I have watched alot of “Hogan’s Heros” reruns though, a show about P.O.W.’s during World War II. Very funny, made in 1965.
You know it and how do you say, I know it? I have been lazy. To much going on, sure I can have one of the minions work on the site, but I rather do it myself. I am just so busy. Do you know how hard it is to be the devil? Just yesterday I was at the grocery store buying some passion fruit and devil’s food cake, this lady was staring at me. I asked her what her problem is and she started going crazy, talking about how I was going to hell and how I was going to burn! So I ignored her and went on my way. This is what I have to deal with everyday, does she not understand that I have already gone to hell? If you do not have nothing nice to say, then do not say it at all.
By Criss Angel is known for his “Misndfreak” show. His real name is Christopher Sarantakos, and his wife for 5 years, after dating for ten, Joanne. The magician has kept his marriage quite and now his wife says the magic has gone from their marriage and she wants to make him vanish from her life.
According to Dominic Barbara, Joanne’s attorney, Criss Angel deserted his wife as he became famous and has not given her one penny from his millions.
Angel’s lawyer, Elliot Wiener said that Joanne’s accusations of mental cruelty and abandonment are not true and “the notion that she’s not being supported is simply not accurate.
By Paris Hilton says that she suffers from claustrophobia – a fear to be in small places. She says that her time spent in jail has changed her and that she now appreciates life’s simple pleasures.
“I’m so much more grateful for everything that I have, even just to have a pillow at night or food,” said Paris. NBC said that they would pay Hilton $1 million dollars for an interview.
“I just can’t wait to see my family and have a nice meal and be in my own bed and appreciate all the things I took for granted,” Hilton told Ryan Seacrest. Paris has now confirmed her extreme anxiety when she was confined in a small place. “I’m claustrophobic and my cell is really small.” She said “I was going a little bit crazy in the beginning. I’m getting used to it now.”
A few weeks ago in Miami, Florida people were lining up to get a 666 tattoo. Why? Well they say they are devoted followers of Jesus Christ, and they worship the antichrist. The difference between them and all the other Christ worshipers in that their Jesus is alive and lives in a suburb are in Houston, Texas.
All these antichrist followers come from a movement devoted to a Puerto Rican man who calls himself Jesus and Antichrist. This so called Second Coming of Jesus already has followers in over 30 countries. And beware Miami he is coming your way to recruit more people to follow and worship him or maybe he just wants to party since he said “Jesus Drank Wine Because He Didn’t Have Dewar’s” and sometimes he is greeted with mariachi bands.