News & Rants From The Devil

By Stan The Devil

A few weeks ago in Miami, Florida people were lining up to get a 666 tattoo. Why? Well they say they are devoted followers of Jesus Christ, and they worship the antichrist. The difference between them and all the other Christ worshipers in that their Jesus is alive and lives in a suburb are in Houston, Texas.

All these antichrist followers come from a movement devoted to a Puerto Rican man who calls himself Jesus and Antichrist. This so called Second Coming of Jesus already has followers in over 30 countries. And beware Miami he is coming your way to recruit more people to follow and worship him or maybe he just wants to party since he said “Jesus Drank Wine Because He Didn’t Have Dewar’s” and sometimes he is greeted with mariachi bands.

When he was asked who he was, he replied: “Jesus Christ, man, the second manifestation, the Second Coming of Christ.” Jose de Jesus (his real name) was born in Puerto Rico, he grew up poor and lived in government housing. He stole as a teenager and was a heroin addict. De Jesus also admits to eight felony charges that made him en up in jail for nine months. Were he claims he was born again. After spending those nine months in jail De Jesus moved to the United State and started getting involved in youth groups and later on became a minister in Boston. But what turned him from man to God was a vision he had.

De Jesus said that the same spirit that was in Jesus of Nazareth is now in me. He says the spirit integrated with his person in 1973. In his vision he saw two angels that came to him. De Jesus has no way to prove all this to his followers but as he says they are not asking for proof.

This self-proclaimed Jesus does not believe in sin so he preaches his believes in a straightforward way. He does not believe in sin, devil, hell or the devil. So anything goes. So as he mentioned murder and theft are not sins and heaven has nothing to do with our behavior.

De Jesus loves his followers as well as women; he has been married twice and almost divorced his second wife. De Jesus enjoys his meetings at a local tavern with a glass of scotch and a cigarette in hand.

Since poor little De Jesus suffered because of his family’s poorness, his followers give money and luxurious gifts all the time. We all wonder, what does he do with all that money? Is he helping other people? We are not sure his accountant (his daughter) said: “What you see as luxuries are gifts that members have given him. They’re just very grateful, and they want to give him gifts."

De Jesus is very serious about being the Second coming of Jesus. Many people think he is a devil incarnated or a charlatan. One of the reasons for this is that he preaches that the Catholic Church is evil. Many of his followers burn pictures of the pope outside churches.

All the children that grew up around this man that calls himself Jesus believe that Jesus is alive and well. Those children are called “super raza” which means “super race” why? Because De Jesus and followers claim that they are being brought up pure and with no stain of false religion on them.

De Jesus has followers al around the world, including Venezuela, Colombia and even Cuba and now plans to come to America, he said, “That’s where Hispanics are, and then eventually I’m going to find a lot of beautiful English-speaking people who will want to believe in me and I’m going to have millions of them.”

Stan Speak Out!

My thoughts

I think this guy is crazy! What does he mean when he says there is no devil or evil or whatever he wants to call me. I’m here!!! Maybe he has more followers than me and yes I party and drink and smoke, but I’m supposed to I’m the devil. This guy is crazy, see I know Jesus and that’s not him. Me and Jesus use to be friends, and yes we had our misunderstandings and went our separate ways, but I could recognize him in a heart beat. And Jesus is not Puerto Rican!! Come on people! The 666 number is my trademark and has been for hundreds and hundreds of years everybody knows 666 = devil right? So all you crazy, wako people stop giving him money all he is doing is spending it on himself, he is not helping anybody. Just send it to me! Follow me! Don’t Drink The Koolaid, unless I give it to you!

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