News & Rants From The Devil

By Stan The Devil

New technology has helped people managed to make robots that look and act like humans. They even have a robot that looks like Einstein. Well we are in a world of high technology.  These Robots are programmed with some of the best speech synthesis in the world, designed by Andrew Olney of the FedEx Institute of Technology, in Memphis. Sometimes the robots go into long stories about themselves.

Internal sensors allow the android to react naturally. It can block an attempted slap. These Robots are a combination of robotics and artificial intelligence with traditional sculpture. The goal is to turn these robots into a mass-manufacture technology, as these robots reduce in size and weight.

My Thoughts

I think I should make a few of those little robots to replace my minions. They are just so lazy. I need to make money but you know I don’t work. So I need people to work for me. For a while I had some Mexicans working for me but they like cerveza way too much. Minions do ok but I think that if I replace them with robots they can work faster so I make more money. And I don’t have to pay them or feed them or anything. Or even better I can make many robots that look like me for all the ladies out there no? Why not make them look like the devil? I’m hot!

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