The minions and I have been working very hard on a little website that will centered around the secrets that people may have. We are just about done and will be launching it soon. I cannot tell you anymore or someone will steal our great idea. Then I will really have to send them to hell! Nothing can piss the Devil off more than stealing his ideas!
Other than that, nothing much has been going on! We have been busy being lazy! That writers strike on TV really screwed us in the goat ass! Nothing good has been on TV for the last year! It killed a bunch of shows as well. I have watched alot of “Hogan’s Heros” reruns though, a show about P.O.W.’s during World War II. Very funny, made in 1965.
You know it and how do you say, I know it? I have been lazy. To much going on, sure I can have one of the minions work on the site, but I rather do it myself. I am just so busy. Do you know how hard it is to be the devil? Just yesterday I was at the grocery store buying some passion fruit and devil’s food cake, this lady was staring at me. I asked her what her problem is and she started going crazy, talking about how I was going to hell and how I was going to burn! So I ignored her and went on my way. This is what I have to deal with everyday, does she not understand that I have already gone to hell? If you do not have nothing nice to say, then do not say it at all.
By After a major pipe explosion in New York no asbestos were detected in the air. A steam pipe burst in the middle of the city. The explosion killed one person and injured 26 people.
Some asbestos were detected in some debris, “People who may (have come) into contact with the steam or debris should take a shower and place their clothes in plastic bags for cleaning or disposal. People inside buildings in the frozen zone should keep windows closed and switch air conditioners to recirculate the air inside instead of drawing in air from outside” a statement said.
The area around the explosion has been frozen because of fear of asbestos in the air. People are allowed in the frozen area but are asked to use caution. Only people that are in the frozen zone are allowed to stay, no outside people allowed in.
By A TAM plane crashed last night in Sao Paulo, Brazil killing at least 200 people. It seems like the airline pilot tried to abort a crash landing by trying to take off again.
Recovery workers searched for bodies, they have found 158 and have identified 8. The TAM Airline Airbus A320 was attempting to land in a driving rainstorm at Sao Paulo’s Congonhas airport. The plane flew by a multilane highway and then slammed into a building and bursting into flames.
“What appears to have happened is that the pilot didn’t manage to land and he tried to take off again,” said Capt. Marcos, the spokesperson for the fire department.
The building that the plane hit was a concrete structure that now looks blown out, with smoke coming out of everywhere.
By A man claiming he was the emperor was shot in the State Governor’s office. The governor Bill Ritter said he heard the shots in the hallway. The man was shot and killed by a state trooper when he refused to drop his gun. Ritter was not injured in the incident.
The man has not yet been identified; he was wearing dark pants and a white shirt. After having at least two verbal confrontations with a state trooper in Ritter’s security he walked into the reception area. Minutes later the man was being escorted out of the building when they discovered he had a gun and refused to put it down.
It is still unknown how many shots where shot but some witnesses say they heard four or five shots. Before being shot the man said “I am the emperor and I’m here to take over state government.” Police say they do not know the motive of this man’s act.
By Northwestern Japan was struck by a strong earthquake that destroyed hundreds of homes, bridges and also causing a fire in one of the largest nuclear power plants. Hundreds were injured and at least seven were killed.
The earthquake hit right after 10 am local time. It lefts fissures 3 feet wide in the ground. It was centered off Niigata state. The quake was measures at 6.8 magnitudes.
Flame and smoke came out of the Kashiwazaki nuclear plant. The plant automatically shut down during the quake. There was no release of radioactivity or damage to the reactors.
Tsunami warnings were also issued along the coast of Niigata but were later lifted. Through out the day smaller aftershocks shook the area, even one with 5.8 magnitude. Luckily the quake hit on a holiday and most people were home.
By After three years of rumors about the girls from Sex and the City getting together fro the big screen, it has finally been confirmed. HBO and New Line Cinema have gotten together to give the fans what they have been waiting for. Movie production will begin this fall with all four leading ladies, Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis and Kim Cattrall. An official announcement will be made next week since New Line’s offices are closed.
In 2005 three of the actresses were all locked to the project, all but Cattrall who reportedly held out for a payday on par with Parker’s also a executive producer. After years of rumor and also reports of infighting between the women, the project seemed irreparable.
While Sarah Jessica Parker was promoting her new clothing line, she was asked about the big screen reunion. She said “Never say never” “It was such a great show; it would be fantastic to go back.”
By Former astronaut Lisa Nowak told detectives in Orlando, Florida that she went to Orlando to meet her rival for the love of another astronaut and she wanted to know where she stood in this weird love triangle.
Nowak was asked by Orlando Police Detective Chris Becton, why she wanted to meet Coleen Shipman in the parking lot at the Orlando International Airport? She is accused of attacking her rival, Coleen Shipman with pepper spray and then trying to jump into her vehicle. Nowak pleaded not guilty to all this.
Even after she was in jail, Nowak continuously asked to Shipman. She even asked the detective if Shipman knew who she was. Nowak says that all she wanted to do was tell Shipman about her involvement with Bill Oefelein, a colleague who had a two year relationship with Nowak and started a new relationship with Shipman some time before ending his relationship with Nowak.
By The first fully assembled 787 was on displayed for an audience of thousands in the assembly plant. Flight attendants from each airline that has ordered the jet were on stage. Boeing has named this 787 Dreamliner. “Our journey began some six years ago when we knew we were on the cusp of delivering valuable new technologies that would make an economic difference to our airline customers.” Mike Bair, vice president and general manager of the 787 program said to the crowd.
The Dreamliner will bring about a dramatic improvement in air travel: making it more affordable, comfortable and convenient for passengers, more efficient and more profitable for airlines, and more environmentally progressive for our Earth.
They already have more than 600 orders from customers. This is the newest plane since airlines started flying the 777 in 1995. The Dreamliner will be the world’s first large commercial airplane made mostly of carbon fiber composites, which are lighter.
By Rumors say that Nicole Richie’s pregnancy is now confirmed. Nicole’s rep said he had nothing to report when asked about the rumors but did not say that the reports where not true.
Nicole has been dating Good Charlotte front man Joel Madden for over 6 months and rumors say that there will be a summer wedding but it hasn’t been confirmed.
Lionel Richie, Nicole’s dad was interviewed about his daughter. He said “Nicole is probably one of those wonderful people that will not tell her father until I keep going, ‘Come on Nic. I’m your father. What’s going on?” and she would say “ Nothing dad, nothing” Lionel says that right now she is in the nothing mode and he says that she’ll probably let her know at the last minute and hopes that it won’t cost him a fortune.